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like Santa Claus
Keep a rubber chicken at the office to fling at co-workers when they start to space out during meetings
Turn the ornament one way
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It could also be used as a baton if you’re leading an axolotl marching band
Giant Wooden Pencil Statues like Santa ClausA big pencil for even bigger ideas! The greatest feature of this 14" long Giant Pencil is that it's a real pencil. And in that capacity, it functions in all the great ways that a real pencil does. The lead writes, the eraser erases and it's perfect for making your desk look tiny or for doing huge crossword puzzles. Do you chew on your pencils? If you've been trying to quit, this great big pencil is harder to chomp on, so it might be just the solution